‘Twas the night before Christmas
And taped to the door
Was an eviction notice
And what was it for?

The landlord he said
That our two little boys
Would run and would jump
And made way too much noise

Believe if you will in Santa or St. Nick
There’s one law firm to believe in
And call them up quick

So we called up Himmelstein
Cause they are the best
And before morning
The case was dismissed

So we shout Merry Christmas
From the street to the steeple
Because real estate is not just buildings
It’s people